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||::Show::|| |
Sunday Night PrimeTime |
| ||::Number of matches::|| | 4 |
| ||::Location::|| | SBC Center, Miami, FL |
| ||::Main Event::|| | Round Robin Tournament Match |
[::The
cameras turn on and start rolling as this weeks episode of Sunday Night
PrimeTime goes on the air. The
camera pans throughout the crowd showing off the fans and their signs
such as...
STACY SHE'S...HARDCORE?!?!
I GOT A SADDLE WITH LIGHTNING'S NAME ON IT
and...
STYX SCARES ME!!!
The official song of PrimeTime "Girl Fight by Brooke Valentine"
plays over the PA Speakers as the camera cuts to the backstage area on
the tron as Victoria Presley is seen walking down the hallway of the
backstage area, dressed to kill in a strapless, formfitting black dress
and sky-high black heels with her hair pulled back into a tight
ponytail. She comes to a dressing room that says "Carlito" on it, looks
at a piece of paper in her hands, and then knocks on the door. Carlito
is sitting on the couch watching the monitor of the arena area and waves
in the door::]
Carlito: Come on in!
[::Victoria opens the door and pops her head in.::]
Victoria Presley: Uhm, Carlito? I
need to speak with you a second.
[::Carlito jumps up quickly with a smile...::]
Carlito: Carlito can always make
time for his secretary. What can Carlito do for you?
[::Victoria walks into the room and shuts the door behind her. Looking
at Carlito, she hands him the piece of paper.::]
Victoria Presley: That masked woman
from last week handed me this and told me to tell you to keep an eye on
your wrestlers, especially Bobbi Jackson and Alexis Sheridan because
she's got it out for them.
[::Carlito looks at the paper obviously upset...::]
Carlito: Masked people attacking my
talent...Dats not cool...
[::Carlito says to Victoria pondering what he should do about it.::]
Victoria Presley: What should we do?
I mean, having security here last week apparently didn't really affect
her decision THAT much to interfere.. I mean, she clocked Bobbi with
that belt pretty hard.
[::Carlito nods in agreement...::]
Carlito: Carlito pays too much for
security to allow mistakes like that to happen again. We need something
better...something more secure...
[::Carlito walks back and forth, paper in hand trying to think. Victoria
looks at him and shrugs.::]
Victoria Presley: Should we have
someone accompany the girls at all times? Ya know... just give them that
extra set of eyes in the back of their heads?
[::Carlito stops pacing and looks at Victoria...::]
Carlito: Victoria your a genius!
That's why Carlito pays you the big bucks!! But the matter still
remains, who do we get?
Victoria Presley: I don't know.. I
can accompany them, I guess. I've got a good set of eyes.
Carlito: You've got a good set of
somethin alright...
[::Carlito mutters and then quickly nods...::]
Carlito: Yea, good idea! Tonight, in
Alexis and Bobbi's matches I will need you to escort them to and from
the ring. And if that masked woman decides to stick her nose where it
doesn't belong....take her out!
[::Victoria nods and looks around the room.. she notices a baseball bat
sitting on in the corner. She puts her hand on it and looks at
Carlito.::]
Victoria Presley: May I?
[::Carlito nods...::]
Carlito: Of course, take anything
you need. Carlito will always take care of his employees.
[::Victoria smiles.::]
Victoria Presley: Very nice. She
won't even come near the ring, if I have anything to do about it.
[::Victoria picks up the bat.::]
Victoria Presley: Thank you, and I
won't let you down.
Carlito: Carlito has faith in you
Victoria...Go make Carlito proud.
Victoria Presley: Will do.
[::Victoria walks out of the room leaving Carlito to his thoughts as he
ponders the identity of this mystery woman as the cameras go back to
ringside with Don West and Joey Styles.::]
Joey Styles:
Welcome everyone to
another action packed edition of Sunday Night Prime Time!!! As always
I'm Joey Styles along with my broadcast partner in crime, Don West!!
Don West:
That's right Joey! AND WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!
Joey Styles:
Tonight, the main event in that very ring in Ring Of Beauty's Round
Robin Tournament...TV Champion April Hunter will go one on one with "The
Alluring" Alexis Sheridan! Both ladies have one loss. So it's win
or you are out of the running to become the first world champion here in
Ring of Beauty!
Don West:
Also, Joey! Don't forget that the Hardcore title will be decided tonight
when Alexis Lightning will go one on one with Stacy Keibler!!
Joey Styles:
We got so much show and only two hours to do it, lets quickly get our
first commercial break out of the way and we will be right back with our
opening contest!!!
[::Don West and Joey Styles look down at their show papers on the
commentary desk as the show cuts to
a commercial::]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
AGONY AND ECSTASY VS. CARLITA MCFADE AND LUFISTO
(::TAG TEAM TITLE #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH::)
[::"Slow
Hands by Interpol" plays as Agony and Ecstasy
appear on the rampway, Flowers blowing kisses to the audience and De
Sade turning a cold shoulder to the screaming fans. The two pompously
walk to the ring amidst the negative reaction.::]
Joey Styles:
We're here for our opening contest, West...and you have to imagine that
Agony and Ecstasy want to redeem themselves after their loss to Bobbi
Jackson and Alexis Sheridan the week before.
Don West:
No doubt, Styles...it's a shame that these two girls don't have the
talent to back up their look...they look like a great
team...unfortunately when it comes to getting in the ring, they're about
as effective as cardboard cutouts.
Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen...this tag team match is scheduled for one fall,
and is for NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP OF THE TAG TEAM TITLES...first,
coming to the ring from Montreal and Calgary, Canada...ERIN
FLOWERS...ANDREA DE SADE...AGONY AND ECSTASY!
[::The two girls hit opposite corners in an
attempt to rile the crowd. "Feel Good Inc by
The Gorillaz" plays over the stereo, and the
audience all turn their heads to see LuFisto and Carlita McFade standing
on the rampway. They give a lukewarm reception to the two girls as they
make their way to the ring...well...LuFisto does. Carlita stands at the
rampway, visibly shaking.::]
Joey Styles:
And here come their opponents...neither of whom with a win in RoB under
their belts...what's this? CARLITA IS RUNNING BACKSTAGE!
Don West:
What would you expect from the first woman to ever FORFEIT a match here
in Ring of Beauty?
Joey Styles:
Carlita has run to the back!
[::LuFisto turns around, in frustrated shock,
as Carlita bolts to the backstage. Turning back to Agony and Ecstasy,
who stand waiting in the ring, LuFisto sighs and rolls into the ring.::]
Joey Styles:
Are we about to see our first handicap match here in Ring of Beauty!
Ring Announcer:
And their opponent...from Montreal, Quebec, Canada...LUFISTO!
[::LuFisto stands in the corner as Agony and
Ecstasy smile at each other.::]
Joey Styles:
I don't like LuFisto's chances here...and our match begins...and can't
someone come out and be LuFisto's partner?
Don West: I
don't think she wants or needs a partner...she's hardcore, Styles....
Joey Styles:
And the match is starting...WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST?! THEY'RE
SHAKING HANDS!
[::LuFisto and Agony give each other a firm
handshake...Ecstasy cuts between the two of them and gives LuFisto a big
hug.::]
Don West: CANADIANS.
Joey Styles:
Apparently...this match has begun, and all we've got is an armbar and a
bearhug...oh come on! I love good sportsmanship more than
anyone...they're not even fighting! They're just talking--OH NO!
[::"Sandstorm by
Darude" is heard over the PA. All three
ladies turn in horror as April Hunter stands at the rampway. April
smiles...and after snapping her fingers...Stacy Keibler comes out,
holding a chair in her hands.::]
Joey Styles:
WHAT IN THE HELL? WHAT IS APRIL HUNTER DOING WITH STACY KEIBLER?
[::Hunter points to the ring, and Stacy,
nodding her head, charges at the ring, with Hunter after her.::]
Don West: I
can't believe this! April Hunter has Stacy under her control!
Joey Styles:
AND BOTH LADIES ARE CHARGING THE RING...AND AGONY AND ECSTASY ARE
BAILING! THEY JUST HOPPED OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW LUFISTO'S IN THE RING
ALONE WITH STACY AND APRIL HUNTER!
[::April Hunter clotheslines the confused
LuFisto. Lifting her up by the hair, April barks an order at Stacy...who
clobbers LuFisto in the face with the chair, knocking her flat. Flowers
and De Sade charge into the ring. Hunter begins stomping away at
Flowers, who barely makes it into the ring.::]
Joey Styles:
THIS IS CARNAGE! I LOVE IT!
[::Hunter begins choking Flowers, forcing her
into the corner. De Sade pulls the chair away from Stacy, and holds it
up in front of everyone...she doesn't even notice the red mist coming
out of Stacy Keibler's mouth. De Sade, blinded, drops the chair...::]
Joey Styles:
OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT? STACY JUST SPIT MIST INTO DE SADE'S FACE!
Don West:
APRIL HUNTER MUST BE TEACHING HER SOME RATHER UNUSUAL WRESTLING
TECHNIQUES!
[::De Sade, attempting to get the mist out of
her face, is helpless as Stacy waffles her with the chair. April Hunter
lets go of choking of Flowers, and gives a half-hearted applause to her
apparent sidekick.::]
Joey Styles:
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
Don
West: It means that we have no number
one contenders!! That's what it means Joey! Pure and utter Chaos!!! We
will be right back folks!
[::Joey Styles talks
to the producers in the back over the headset trying to get
clarification on the status of the number one contendership as they go
to a commercial break::]
Christian: Ok Styx, our work is cut out for us tonight! Not only am I the guest on the Cabana this week so I can tell the world about what I think of Lance Storm, but you have your big match against Bobbi Jackson. What kind of match do you have planned anyway?
[::Styx grins with an evil laugh::]
Styx: You see this duffle bag...?
[::Styx says pointing at the bag on the floor by the door...::]
Christian:
Yea I see it, what does it have to do with your match?
Styx:
You see, when
I get out there I plan on letting Bobbi know that our match tonight is
going to be no holds barred. And that bag...well...
[::Styx walks over to the duffle bag and unzips it she reaches in the
bag and pulls out a whip in one hand and handcuffs in the other::]
Styx:
I decided to
bring some of my own weapons from home...
[::Styx licks her
lips with a grin and then puts the stuff back in the bag as she picks it
up and puts her hand on Christians shoulder.::]
Styx:
Don't forget
to mention on the Cabana how badly I disfigured little miss Bobbi Doll
tonight! It's time for her to pay for taking Michael out of my grasp
years ago!!!
[::Styx takes off out of the locker room door and slams it behind her as
Christian stands there with a shocked look on his face...::]
Christian:
...I love you...
[::Christian says with a smirk as the crowd laughs as the show goes to a
commercial::]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
BOBBI JACKSON VS STYX
(::STYX'S CHOICE MATCH::)
VS.
[::"Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi"
blasts over the PA speakers. As Bobbi Jackson walks out onstage
slowly at first but then rushes out onto the stage. Prepared for
the fight of her life as the crowd gives her a heart warming reaction as
Victoria follows behind her looking into the crowd baseball bat in
hand...::]
Ring Announcer:
The following contest is a Styx's choice match scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, being accompanied by Victoria Presley, from
Jacksonville, FL...She is one half of the world tag team champions, she
is BOBBI JACKSON!!
Joey Styles:
I kinda feel bad for Bobbi Don, I mean she's a great technical wrestler
but I don't know if she's a match for the power house demon, Styx!!
Don West:
That's why we have matches like this Joey, to find out the truth once
and for all!!!
[::Bobbi walks into the ring and leans against the turnbuckle standing
in wait for her opponent as
"Keep Away by Godsmack" blasts over the PA
Speakers as Styx walks out onto the entryway with an evil yet sexy stare
on her face as she makes her way to the ring duffle bag in her right
hand...::]
Ring Announcer:
And her opponent, from the outer reaches of your mind. She stands
5'11" and is the daughter of the devil himself, She is...STYX!!!!
[::Styx gives an evil stare to Bobbi in the ring as her eyes flash with
fire. She walks over to the ring announcer and rips the microphone
out of his hands as she points at Bobbi in the ring::]
Styx:
Oh my precious Bobbi doll. I bet you're wondering what kind of
match I have planned for you tonight. Well I'll tell you...
[::Styx says with an evil grin.::]
Styx:
Tonight it's gonna be me against you...NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!!
Joey Styles:
OH MY GAWWWDDDD!! NO HOLDS BARRED!? This is going to be INSANE!!!
Don West:
And Bobbi doesn't look happy Joey! Styx sits the duffle bag by the ring
post and gets into the ring...And here comes Jackson!!! Rights and lefts
being thrown at Styx. Styx looks like she is trying to cover up as
she backs up into the corner!! GO BOBBI GO!!!
Joey Styles:
Well I definitely didn't expect this, Bobbi doesn't seem to be phased at
all by Styx!! Look at her go!!!
Don West:
Bobbi grabs Styx by the hair and whips her out of the
turnbuckle and onto the mat! Bobbi putting the boots to Styx now!
And drops an elbow drop! The cover...
1!!
Don West:
And only one! Styx gets a shoulder up quickly as Bobbi gets
right back on offense! Bobbi picks up Styx, whips her off the
ropes...clothesline by Bobbi!! It looks like she nearly took her head
off with that one!!!
Joey Styles:
Bobbi looks shocked over how well she's doing and frankly
so am I! Bobbi is going outside now! She's got a chair!!! A STEEL
CHAIR!!!
Don West:
Bobbi rolls into the ring now just as Styx is getting to her
feet and....OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A CHAIR SHOT ON STYX!!!!
Joey Styles:
Don...don't say oh my God! Only I can do that...Styx looks
to be out and Bobbi is looking excited!! She's calling for the
pedigree!!!
Don West:
Bobbi pulls Styx up by her hair and hooks the arms...THERE IT
IS!! THE PEDIGREE!!!! And this one is over folks!!!
1!!!
2!!!
Joey Styles:
NO!!!!!! WHAT?!
Styx just pressed Bobbi up off of her like she was a feather. Styx
sits up with has a twisted demented smile on her face laughing
sadistically. Did anything have an effect on her!?!? Was she just
toying with Bobbi Jackson!?!?!
Don West:
It appears so Joey and it doesn't look like she's been hurt at
all. She's back up on her feet and Bobbi is looking at her in
disbelief. Bobbi grabs the chair again and runs at her with
it....OH NO!!!!!!!!
Joey Styles:
OH MY GOD!!! Styx just big booted the steel chair right
into Bobbi's face!!!! Bobbi looks like she's out!!!
Don West:
Styx is standing over Bobbi now laughing. Like a vulture
stalking her prey! She grabs a semi-conscious Bobbi up by her hair
and throws her hard launching her into the corner. Styx runs into
the corner and slams Bobbi down with a stifling clothesline as Bobbi
crumbles to the mat beneath her. Styx rolls her over and stands on
her hair...What is she doing?!
Joey Styles:
I'll tell you what she's doing West! She's hurting her!!
Styx grabs Bobbi's hands and rips her upward keeping her hair on the
floor. Bobbi yelps out in pain much to the delight of Styx as she
does it again and again!!! Enough already!!!
Don West:
It seems like Styx has listened to you Joey as Styx brings
Bobbi back to her feet. She stands there wobbly as Styx stands
there laughing at her. Styx whips Bobbi off the ropes and as Bobbi
comes back...BAM!!! BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!! And Bobbi goes down again!!!
Bobbi is hurt Joey!
Joey Styles:
Tell me something I don't know Don!!! This Styx is a
psycho!! It almost seems like she's trying to kill her!!
Don West:
Styx pulls Bobbi to her feet again and knees her hard in the
gut!!!! She grabs Bobbi and lifts her up over her head!!!! PRESS
SLAM!!! SHE JUST THREW BOBBI INTO THE SECOND ROW OF THE
AUDIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey Styles:
The whole first two rows have been taken out!!! And I can't
say I feel for them! Styx is laughing as she walks over to her
duffle bag now and opens up the bag. She searching for
something...What does he have...OH MY GOODDD!!!
[::Styx pulls out a steel chain and is wrapping it around her fist.
She grins evilly as she goes outside and grabs Bobbi and brings her into
the ring.::]
Don West:
Bobbi is helpless Joey! This is just wrong!!!! Styx
winds back...BAM!!!! Styx just slammed Bobbi hard in the gut with that
steel chain as she doubles over to her knees right in front of Styx....
Joey Styles:
Styx drops the chain and lays the steel chair flat on the
floor as she grabs Bobbi, DDT ON THE CHAIR!!! OH MY GOD!! LET THIS BE
OVER!!! Styx puts her boot on Bobbi's chest...
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!
Don West:
And thank God it's over!!! Styx has defeated Bobbi!! Oh wait
come on Styx!!!
Joey Styles:
Styx is going back over to her duffle bag and has pulled
out the whip and handcuffs we saw earlier!! Oh no!!!
[::Styx grabs an unconscious Bobbi by her hair over to the ropes and
leans her over the 2nd rope. She takes the handcuffs and hooks
Bobbi up to the ropes.::]
Don West:
And now she has the whip!!! SHE'S GONNA WHIP THE HELL
OUT OF JACKSON!!!!
Joey Styles:
Victoria has jumped into the ring now but Styx cracked the
whip at her and she bolts out of the ring as quickly as she got in.
She's totally out of Styx's league Don!!!
Don West:
I can see that Joey, but here they come...I CAN'T WATCH!!!
[::Styx winds up and cracks the whip hard over Bobbi's back. Bobbi
awakes and lets out a bloody murder scream. Styx continues to whip
the hell out of Bobbi. Mr. Showtime jumps the apron from the crowd
and slides into the ring::]
Joey Styles:
AND HERE COMES MR. SHOWTIME!!! Former world heavyweight
champion!!! He just ripped the whip out of Styx's hands! He has seen
enough!!!
Don West:
Thank God for her husband Joey!!! Styx could have killed
her!!!! Styx is looking at Showtime with a huge grin now as she
licks her lips walking towards him!
Joey Styles:
Showtime chucks the whip out of the ring and puts his fists
up ready for a fight...He's gonna hit a girl!?!?
Don West:
She's no girl Joey! She's the damn devil herself!!!
[::Styx walks up to Showtime looking like she's going to hit him but out
of no where grabs him by his hair and shoves her tongue down his throat
with a kiss. Showtime quickly pushes her off with a stunned look
on his face as Styx grins at him and heads out of the ring walking
backwards staring back at Showtime with a look of lust in her eyes...::]
Joey Styles: Is this what this was all about!?! She wants Bobbi's
husband!??!! WHAT THE HELL FOR!!!
Don West: God Joey I don't know anymore!!! This is ridiculous!!
[::Alexis Sheridan has just run past Styx and has entered the ring to
join Showtime as they attend to Bobbi trying to the handcuffs off of
her.::]
Joey Styles:
Can we cut to a commercial....PLEASE!!!
[::Abruptly
out of no where, Primetime cuts to a commercial...:]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
[::The scene opens back from commercial as Primetime goes back on the
air. Carlito is standing in the ring with a microphone ready to do
another segment of Carlito's Cabana...::]
Carlito:
Tonight, on Carlito's Cabana...Do i have a treat for all of you! Tonight
we have the commissioner of Ring of Beauty, who says he has a very
important announcement...So let's not beat around the bush...Carlito and
his Cabana proudly bring to you the guest for the night....CHRISTIAN!!!!
[::"Just
Close Your Eyes by Waterproof Blonde"
blasts over the PA Speakers as Christian comes out with an entrance like
only he can as he salutes his peeps in attendance after he gets into the
ring...::]
[::Christian grabs a microphone and stands along side Carlito as Carlito
just looks at him::]
Carlito:
What is that you're dressed in Christian?! That looks like some...silver
and black sparkling stop sign...Dats not cool!!!
[::Carlito laughs as Christian looks at him upset. The crowd
actually cheers Carlito's comments and make fun of Christian as he yells
at the crowd.::]
Christian:
You're all just jealous because you all want this suit!!! You guys
couldn't pull this suit off like Captain Charisma can!!!
Carlito:
Yea yea...whatever...That's not what we are out here for tonight.
Christian you came to Carlito earlier this afternoon and you told me you
had a major announcement regarding yourself at the upcoming pay per
view....Created Equal. So Christian, tell Carlito and the rest of
the world what's on your mind?
Christian:
People have always told me I was something special, I didn't know why at
first, but today I stand here before you and all of my peeps with a
revelation!!! A revelation that will shake the very foundation of Ring
of Beauty at it's very core!!!
[::Carlito looks on rather curious and excited.::]
Carlito:
Come on Captain! Spit it out!!! Carlito doesn't have all day!!! Carlito
is a very impatient man.
Christian:
Alright I'm getting to it damnit!!! Tonight Lance Storm couldn't be here
tonight due to himself doing promotion tours for this company.
Well I got news for him, because he isn't going to be co-owner very much
longer!! What I propose, is two weeks from tonight...At Created Equal
it's gonna be....Lance Storm versus...ME!!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA for the
co-ownership of this company!!!
[::Carlito looks at him blown away and nods in agreement..::]
Carlito:
You know Christian!! That sounds like a great match!!! Dats...DATS
COOL!!! I'm not even going to wait for Storm to accept, because by
the power invested by Carlito, I therefore sign this match for Created
Equal! This will be....cool!
[::Carlito and Christian walk out of the ring together talking to each
other about this block buster match as the camera goes back to the
broadcast booth.::]
Joey Styles:
What a blockbuster match announced for Ring of Beauty!!! On top of the
world title being decided, we now have Christian versus Lance Storm for
co-ownership of the company!!! This is gonna be GOOD!!!
[::The scene fades out as the show cuts to commercial break::]
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
STACY KEIBLER VS. ALEXIS LIGHTNING
(::HARDCORE TITLE MATCH::)
VS.
[::"Save A
Horse, Ride a Cowboy by Big N Rich"
plays, as the crisp anticipation of the audience becomes a warm and
vibrant welcome for Alexis Lightning, who comes out onto the rampway,
cowgirl hat and all. She strikes a pose as she makes her way to the
ring.::]
Joey
Styles:
And here comes Alexis Lightning, coming to vie for the Ring of Beauty
Hardcore Title, a championship that's about to be decided in a few short
minutes, Don.
Don West:
You're right about that, Joey…Alexis Lightning must be great friends
with Lady Luck…this is her second title match in Ring of Beauty in a
row! She hasn't wrestled a non-title match since she arrived here,
Styles!
Joey
Styles:
Carlito and Company surely have a lot of confidence in this new
acquisition, Don…let's just hope that Alexis still isn't burned by her
failure to capture the Television Title from April Hunter.
Ring
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen…this match…is a hardcore contest…AND IS FOR THE
RING OF BEAUTY HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! FROM EVERETT, PA…SHE IS ALEXIS
LIGHTNING!
[::Lightning
hits the turnbuckle in an attempt to rile the crowd, who scream with
encouragement. Lightning drops down to the ring, cracking her knuckles.
"Legs by Kid
Rock" plays
over the PA…and the crowd becomes electrified as Stacy Keibler comes
out. She strikes a pose and makes her way out to the rampway, waving to
the audience.::]
Joey Styles:
And here comes the undefeated Stacy Keibler, Don West…and I have to
wonder if she's ready for a hardcore contest…WAIT A MINUTE!
[::Stacy
turns around and motions to someone in the back…a ringhand comes out,
carrying a shopping cart of various objects…a chair, a kendo stick…a
stop sign…and the like. Keibler smiles with anticipation as she directs
the ringhand to follow her to the ring. Alexis can't help but grin.::]
Don West:
And Stacy Keibler's bringing the goodies for this party, Styles!
Joey
Styles:
You're right about that, West…this is indeed going to be an interesting
contest between the two…RoB's very first hardcore rules match. No
disqualifications…no countouts…pinfalls count anywhere and
everywhere…and Keibler at the getgo has the definite advantage.
Ring
Announcer:
And her opponent…from Baltimore, Maryland…THE UNDEFEATED…STACY
KEIBLER!!!
[::The ring
crew member lets the shopping cart go at ringside and makes his way back
to the stage. Stacy picks up a kendo stick, and admiring it, drops it
back into the cart, climbing up the stairs. She turns to the
audience…and makes her leggy entrance…::]
Joey
Styles:
AND ALEXIS LIGHTNING NOT WASTING ANY TIME!
Don West:
Lightning just pulled Stacy into the ring by her hair, and now she's
hammering her in the face with those right hands! This rough-necked
environment just might give Lightning the push she needs…and Stacy fires
back with an elbow to the face! Stacy off the ropes…CROSS BOD-NO!
LIGHTNING CAUGHT HER IN MID-AIR…BACKBREAKER BY LIGHTNING!
Joey
Styles:
Lightning's reflexes perhaps improved after her last encounter with
Hunter…and now Lightning holding Stacy by the hair…AND SHE'S GOING
OLD-SCHOOL WITH IT! RUBBING STACY'S FACE ALONGSIDE THE ROPES! That's
hardcore right there, West!
Don West:
Stacy's going to feel that in the morning…and all the foundation in the
world isn't gonna--AND STACY JUST FLIPPED LIGHTNING OUT OF THE RING!
DAMN, STYLES! DID YOU SEE THAT!
Joey
Styles:
SEE THAT? I FELT THE IMPACT OF LIGHTNING HITTING THE FLOOR! Keibler is
definitely not a push over here…AND SHE'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! OH MY
GOD! KEIBLER LAUNCHING HERSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE--
Don West:
AND LIGHTNING PUT A "STOP" TO IT IN MID-AIR! Get it,
Styles…"Stop"…because she used the stop sign?
Joey
Styles:
You should write a book, West…and Lightning with the stop sign…AND SHE
JUST SLAPPED IT ACROSS STACY'S BACK! MY QUESTION IS…WHERE THE HELL DO
YOU FIND STOP SIGNS LIKE THESE?
Don West:
I'm sure there's a disgruntled crossing guard's union somewhere…and
Lightning with the stop sign…OH MY! STACY JUST KICKED LIGHTNING'S KNEE
OUT FROM UNDER HER…AND STACY KICKS THE STOP SIGN RIGHT INTO LIGHTNING'S
FACE!
Joey
Styles:
Lightning's down on the floor…AND STACY HAS THE KENDO STICK! Something
tells me by the look she was giving it that she knows how to…OH MY GOD!
LIGHTNING'S BEEN BUSTED OPEN! Stacy just brought that thing across
Lightning's face! I think Lightning's nose has been busted or
something--OH MY! LIGHTNING JUST SPEARED
KEIBLER!CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTFFFFFFIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!
Don West:
You've been waiting to do that since we started this job, haven't you?
Joey
Styles:
Yes…and now Lightning and Keibler just exchanging punches onto the
ringside floor…and I've lost all hopes of seeing perhaps seeing a
headlock or something…OH MY! LIGHTNING HAS STACY…AND SHE JUST DROPPED
HER ON THE STEEL BARRICADE! That'll break a rip! And now Lightning going
through the shopping cart…AND LIGHTNING'S FOUND A LEATHER STRAP! WHERE
DO WE FIND THESE THINGS?
Don West:
I'm sure that's just a perverted ring crew member's doing…DAMN! AND
LIGHTNING IS TAKING STACY TO THE WOODSHED…AND I THINK THIS AUDIENCE
LIKES TO SEE STACY SCREAMING, BECAUSE THEY'RE CHEERING THIS ON!
Joey
Styles:
Lightning is just wailing on Stacy's backside…OH MY--WHAT THE? STACY
JUST GRABBED A SODA FROM AN AUDIENCE MEMBER…AND LIGHTNING GETS AN EYEFUL
OF DR. PEPPER!
Don West:
Actually, it's Mr. Pibb…we couldn't secure the rights to Dr. Pepper…
Joey
Styles:
Whatever…Lightning's been blinded…AND KEIBLER WITH THE TIMEKEEPER'S
CHAIR--AND KEIBLER JUST LET LIGHTNING HAVE IT ACROSS THE FACE!
Don West:
And Lightning goes down, and now Stacy is trying to get her back into
the ring…what is she doing? The match can end anywhere, Stacy! Jesus,
she's such a blonde! That's Stacy doing…she's pulling something out of
her cart…OH MY GOD! IT'S A LENGTH OF ROPE! JESUS!
Joey
Styles:
This is turning into a game of Clue, West! KEIBLER DID IT AT RINGSIDE
WITH THE ROPE! AND NOW SHE'S GOT IT WRAPPED AROUND LIGHTNING, AND SHE'S
JUST PULLING ON IT FOR ALL ITS WORTH!
Don West:
I've never seen Keibler this aggressive…OH MY GOD! LIGHTNING JUST
JUDO-FLIPPED STACY TO THE FLOOR…AND NOW SHE HAS THE ROPE…SOCCER KICK TO
THE FACE OF KEIBLER!
Joey
Styles:
Keibler's on the floor…Lightning has that rope…and she's got it in a
lasso! OH MY GOD! SHE'S JUST CAUGHT KEIBLER IN THE LASSO! AND
LIGHTNING'S USING THE ROPE TO CHOKE KEIBLER! AND SHE'S TYING THE ROPE TO
THE RING POST…SHE JUST TIED KEIBLER UP LIKE SHE WAS A HORSE! AND NOW
LIGHTNING HAS THAT KENDO STICK…AND SHE'S JUST WAILING AWAY ON KEIBLER!
AND KEIBLER'S TRYING TO BREAK THE LASSO…OH MY GOD! ANOTHER ONE! AND
ANOTHER ONE! LIGHTNING IS JUST PUMMELING DOWN KEIBLER!
Don West:
AND KEIBLER'S JUST FALLEN TO THE FLOOR! Lightning may have just beaten
her to death! And Lightning's going for the cover!
1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!
Joey
Styles:
Lightning wins! Lightning is our first Hardcore Champion!
(The referee
hands Lightning the title…she just looks on at Stacy…who hasn't moved.)
Don West: We need some help out here!
Ring
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner…AND YOUR FIRST RING OF BEAUTY
HARDCORE CHAMPION…ALEXIS LIGHTNING!
Joey
Styles:
SOMEONE GET SOME MEDICS OUT HERE!
[::As the
medics roll a stretcher down the aisle Alexis enters the crowd with the
championship to celebrate with her fans. The EMTs lift Stacy up
gently and put her on the stretcher as April Hunter rushes down the ring
to check on Stacy...::]
Don West:
Well look who it is, Hunter is down here to check on Stacy...Maybe she
has a heart after all...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
[::April
looks down at Stacy dissapointed and grabs the stretcher throwing it
into the barricade throwing a helpless Stacy to the floor. April
grabs a mic screaming at Keibler::]
April
Hunter:
YOU WANT TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT?! GET CARRIED OUT!!! NO!! GET UP!!!
NOW!!!
[::April
drags a barely conscious Keibler to her feet and forces her to walk to
the back under her own power. Stacy stumbles and falls several
times on her way up the ramp. EMTs try to help her but April
scares them away every time they got near her. Ring of Beauty goes to a
commercial as the crowd watched shocked and silent.::]
[::The show returns from commercial as the camera shows Styx in the
parking lot backstage lurking in the shadows awaiting someone as she
turns around she comes face to face with the masked woman...::]
Mystery Woman:
Very well...
[::The woman
brings the briefcase up that she is holding in her hand and hands it to
Styx. Styx opens it to see it lined with bills. It looks like
there could be as much as $100,000 in there. Styx grins in
approval and shuts the suitcase snapping it shut as she puts it up under
her arm.::]
Styx:
Pleasure doing business with you...
[::Styx says
sarcastically...::]
Mystery
Woman:
Yea well, I told you to take out Bobbi...and it looks like you may
have...But I didn't say a damn thing about you putting your evil hands
on Showtime.
[::Styx puts
the case down and puts her hands on her hips and growls. Fire
flashes in her eyes piercing into the masked woman's soul::]
Styx:
What's it to you?!?!?!
Mystery
Woman:
Nothing...., thanks for your help....
[::The woman
says holding her hand out to Styx for a handshake. Styx slaps her
hand and grasps it and brings her in close to her.::]
Styx:
Look, don't play nice with me! You might have paid me for this job, but
let me make it clear that I don't like you or any other woman on this
roster! Are we clear!?
[::The masked
woman pulls away obviously in disgust.::]
Mystery
Woman:
Very well...Goodbye...
[::The woman
and Styx part ways and walk away from each other as the scene heads back
to the ring.::]
Joey Styles: So let me get this straight Don! This woman couldn't get out here tonight because of Victoria so she paid Styx all that money to hurt Bobbi even more than she would have originally done in the first place!! That makes me sick!!!
Don West:
This is a messed up situation Joey! I hope Carlito or Storm can get to
the bottom of this before it's too late! We will be right back for the
main event...
[::The scene
fades out to the final commercial break::]
_________________________________________________________________________________________
MAIN EVENT
APRIL HUNTER VS. ALEXIS SHERIDAN
(::ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH::)
VS.
[::"Sandstorm
by Darude" plays…the audience turns into a frenzy
of booing and cat-calling as April Hunter, dressed in her usual
"dominatrix" garb, stands at the rampway, holding her Television Title
across her shoulders. Giving the finger to a zealous fan, she makes her
way to the ring, almost feeding off the negativity being thrown at her
way.::]
Joey Styles: And here comes the
Television Title, April Hunter. Ya'know West, I think Hunter wakes up in
the morning JUST to piss other people off…
Don West:
And if that's her business, business is good, Styles! This is her second
main-event match here at Ring of Beauty, and despite her obvious
personality clashes with owner Carlito, has managed to capture gold here
in RoB.
Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is part
of the Round Robin for the Ring of Beauty World Championship…coming to
the ring…from Philadelphia, PA…SHE IS THE RING OF BEAUTY TELEVISION
CHAMPION…APRIL HUNTER!
[::April hands her title off to a crew member as she spits on the
audience. She climbs into the ring and looks at the audience out of
spite.::]
Joey Styles:
For someone who is one loss away from being out of this tourney, April
Hunter's got quite the chip on her shoulder…
Don West:
Well, her opponent already has a loss on her belt as well, Styles…Hunter
probably thinks she's got an easy match ahead of her. Man…I can't wait
to see THIS blow up in her face.
[::"Highway To Hell by AC/DC"
plays, and the audience goes ecstatic as Alexis Sheridan comes out, a
smirk on her face as she strikes her pose. Hunter licks her lips in
anticipation as Sheridan struts to the ring.::]
Ring Announcer:
And her opponent…FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS…ONE HALF OF THE RING OF
BEAUTY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…"ALLURING" ALEXIS SHERIDAN!
Joey Styles:
The crowd going crazy for Sheridan! Sheridan almost seems as eager for
this match as Hunter is…and she's taking her time getting into the ring!
She's gotta be driving Hunter insane!
Don West:
Hunter certainly isn't happy to see Sheridan taking it so easy…AND
HUNTER JUST TRIED REACHING FOR SHERIDAN OVER THE ROPES! SHERIDAN ALMOST
SEEMS AMUSED! SHERIDAN IS ALMOST GIGGLING HERE!
[::Sheridan goes through the ropes, as Hunter restrains herself to the
other side of the ring. Sheridan gets up on the turnbuckle to pose for
the crowd…and it's too much for Hunter.::]
Joey Styles:
HUNTER CHARGING AT SHERIDAN…OH MY GOD! SHERIDAN JUST LANDED A FLYING
HELICOPTER KICK INTO HUNTER!
Don West:
That knocked the taste out of Hunter's mouth…and now Sheridan grabbing
the dazed Hunter…and she's got her in a DDT…she's going for a
tornado…NO! HUNTER RAMS SHERIDAN INTO THE CORNER! You can't give Hunter
more than three seconds to collect herself…and now Hunter is landing a
sandstorm of punches into Sheridan into the corner…AND NOW HUNTER'S
BITING SHERIDAN'S FOREHEAD! HUNTER REALLY HATES SHERIDAN!
Joey Styles:
Hunter really hates everybody…AND SHERIDAN WITH THE BOOT TO THE GUT!
Hunter's bent over…AND SHERIDAN HITTING THE TURNBUCKLE…TORNADO DDT BY
ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Sheridan back on her feet…and she's
landing some lightning-fast shin-kicks into Hunter as she tries to
regain her feet…Sheridan off the ropes…RUNNING ENZI-NO! HUNTER JUST
FLIPPED HER OVER BACK ONTO HER FEET! ROARING ELBOW BY APRIL HUNTER!
Don West:
April Hunter is on top of her game…April Hunter with the headlock…and
Sheridan has the ropes, and the referee…APRIL HUNTER JUST SHOVING THE
REFEREE…CLOTHESLINE BY APRIL HUNTER SENDS BOTH LADIES OVER THE TOP ROPE
AND ONTO THE OUTSIDE! My god, Styles! This is turning into an
all-out-brawl!
Joey Styles:
Both women spilling out onto the outside…AND SHERIDAN CATCHING HERSELF
ONTO THE APRON…JESUS CHRIST! FLYING HURRICARANA FROM THE RING APRON TO
THE FLOOR! HUNTER JUST GOT THROWN ACROSS THE RINGSIDE AREA! Hunter's
back on her feet…and she is angry! HUNTER CHARGES…AND SHE JUST SPEARED
SHERIDAN ON THE OUTSIDE! Sheridan was going back to the ring, and Hunter
caught her…AND NOW HUNTER IS JUST POUNDING AWAY AT SHERIDAN WITH HER
FOREARMS! AND NOW SHE'S GRABBING HER HAIR! MY GOD! THIS IS--SHERIDAN
JUST HEAD BUTTED HUNTER!
Don West:
And Sheridan climbing up to her feet…European uppercut by Sheridan, and
now Sheridan leaps onto the apron…AND HUNTER GRABS HER BY THE LEG AND
YANKS HER DOWN! HUNTER WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! Hunter doesn't want
anything less than every ounce of--OH MY GOD! DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE
STAIRS BY SHERIDAN! HUNTER JUST ATE A FACE FULL OF STEEL, AND NOW
SHERIDAN'S BACK UP…AND SHE'S GOING FOR THE DROPKI--NO!
Joey Styles:
HUNTER DUCKED! SHERIDAN JUST GOT A KNEE FULL OF STEEL STEPS! SHERIDAN
GOES DOWN…AND HER KNEE HAS TO BE KILLING HER!
Don West:
Hunter's back up…and she's got Sheridan by the hair…and she just rolled
her into the ring! Hunter's now in the ring…AND SHE'S JUST STOMPING ON
THAT KNEE! HUNTER IS JUST LETTING SHERIDAN WRITHE IN AGO--NO! SHERIDAN
HAS HUNTER BY THE LEG--and Sheridan with the takedown…and now Sheridan
is just letting Hunter have it! Fists to the face…and Hunter rolls
over…and now she's hammering on Sheridan! The ref's trying to break this
up...the ref pulls Hunter off of Sheridan…
Joey Styles:
BUT HERE COMES SHERIDAN! SHERIDAN OFF THE ROPES…AND SHE JUST NAILED THE
REFEREE AND APRIL HUNTER IN A CROSS BODY BLOCK!
Don West:
Luckily for us, Earl Hebner has a long history of getting his ass
kicked, and isn't going to take a five-hour nap on us in the ring.
Joey Styles:
Sheridan's back up…and she's still favoring that knee…AND HUNTER JUST
KICKS IT OUT FROM UNDER HER! How sadistic! Hunter has Sheridan…AND SHE'S
CHOKING HER ON THE ROPES! HUNTER IS CHOKING SHERIDAN ON THE ROPES…AND
SHERIDAN JUST BROKE THE HOLD…AND SHERIDAN JUST LAUNCHED HERSELF OFF THE
MIDDLE ROPE…IN-RING MOONSAULT ON HUNTER! MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE
LANDED THAT!
Don West:
And neither can she…she's holding onto the ropes so she can stand…what's
this...what's APRIL HUNTER PULLING OUT OF HER PANTS!
Joey Styles:
THOSE ARE BRASS KNUCKLES! AND SHERIDAN COMING OFF THE ROPES…OH MY GOD!
HUNTER JUST NAILED SHERIDAN RIGHT IN THE KNEE WITH THOSE KNUCKLES! AND
THE REF SAW IT! HE'S DQING HUNTER!
Don West:
Sheridan's on the ground, and she's in agony! And Hunter is laughing…I
think she WANTED to be DQ'd!
Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, by DQ…"ALLURING" ALEXIS
SHERIDAN!
[::Hunter rolls out of the ring, smiling as she picks up her Television
title belt. The referee raises Sheridan's hand up in victory as
Sheridan, nearly foaming at the mouth, glares at Hunter exiting.::]
Joey Styles:
Something tells me we'll be seeing those two in the ring again soon.
Don West:
But not for the title…because HUNTER IS OUT!
Bobbi Jackson gains .5 Charisma
Alexis Sheridan gains .5 Submissions
Alexis Lightning gains .5 Speed
Agony loses .5 Submission
Ecstasy loses .5 Technical
Carlita McFade loses .5 Strength
LuFisto loses .5 Charisma
Stacy Keibler breaks even
April Hunter breaks even
